Clive - Driftwood Whale

Meet Clive

52, from Watford.
GSH
A man of reasonable means,
desires the acquaintance of sincere, affectionate female.
Object - matrimony
Correspondence confidential
PO Box 🌊
Mariana Trench (famously just outside Watford...Clive??)

I told Clive this wasn't a personal ad.
Clive stuck two sardines in his ears and swam off, muttering.
Adopt at own risk.

Driftwood*pyrography*gold
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Measures approx - 9 x 3 x 1 cms
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This piece is carved on the front side and left as natural driftwood on the reverse to show its journey. Clive is the baby of the pod and he will sit on the front of a shelf with his fin hanging down if you ask very nicely.
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Shipping is restricted to some contries due to differing import rules, for specific enquiries please email me.