Ted - Driftwood Whale

Meet Ted

Ted dances tables at Moby Dicks bar and grill.
Much to the displeasure of the management... and the customers.
It's just a regular restaurant Ted, wtf??

Teds first love is Ferret-legging, after watching an episode of his favourite documentary about Humans - Last of the Summer Wine.
Teds refusal to wear trousers (he finds them 'too restrictive') makes the whole thing a somewhat confusing experience for both spectators and scuba-clad ferrets alike.

Ted is gloriously immune to judgement and social norms.

Be more Ted (but please wear trousers)

Driftwood*pyrography*gold
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Measures approx - 13 x 2 x 1 cms
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This piece is carved on the front side and left as natural driftwood on the reverse to show its journey.
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The driftwood is treated ready to work with and then gently whittled, burned and gilded into a one-of-a-kind pieces of art, ready to tell their tales from across the oceans.
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Shipping is restricted to some contries due to differing import rules, for specific enquiries please email me.